A little regularity is what the witch ordered

Witches know men are creatures of habit. The more habits she can get him to acquire a taste for, the more enslaved he becomes, so there is beer or gin at noon, whiskey and cigars 7p.m. - 11p.m., whores M-W-F, conjugal visits on Saturday afternoons followed by some pot and coke, a vacation in the "native place" every summer, another annual trip in the fall to some distant exotic land, an orgy every 6 weeks or so, a big ritualistic puja every 12 weeks or so, a whipping every 9 weeks or so, salt free food so he gets used to an insipid diet and can't eat anything but food from her kitchen even while she is the one with high blood pressure not him, a massage for him and her on Thursdays to relieve the muscle cramps for him from not getting enough salt, facials for them both on Fridays, fasting on Tuesdays, the list goes on. It is about getting him into a groove, lots of holy occasions around the house to balance out the public opinion on the unholy happenings around the house, adding addictive substances to the mix as shackles to the bodymindsoul.

Now if she could fix her constipation problem we would all experience much relief.

                                                                                                               -  SDG