Thursday, October 31, 2013

Happy Halloween Witch

Oh the joy on the witch's face
At the sight of a child
Tripping on his shoelace

Ah the satisfaction Oh dear
Of watching the kid's parents' faces
Changing from love to fear

Another year it was at X'mas time
She mailed her neighbor's kid
A little box of coal tied up with twine

For whether it is X'mas or Halloween
She is still the psycho queen


                                                                                                                                - SDG

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Meeeoowww!!!!

The HOA sent out a flyer saying 6 black cats have gone missing in the witch's neighborhood the last 3 weeks, and to keep your cats indoors.
The ladies are asking if they need to peek in the witch's backyard.


                                                                                                                                                 - SDG

Tuesday, October 22, 2013

Voluntary Blindness

The Witch succeeds because she knows you don't want to get into ugly truths.
You'd rather live in your little sparkly pink bubble.

                                                                                                                                 - SDG

Monday, October 21, 2013

The Witch Has Diluted American Exceptionalism To An Unrecognizable Level

One had always looked on American Exceptionalism as a gold standard, an unshakable truth.
But now, since the witch has been promoted beyond her talents, she has begun to let go of any one she sees as better than herself.
In their place she hires people a lot less qualified than the ones she "let go".
Well, some left because they didn't feel happy there any more.
They weren't all furloughed or fired.
The department has lost its prestige.
Its longevity is being questioned.
Mediocrity is being upheld as the standard to aspire to.
Any place where threats and bribery and prostitution trump hard work and honesty, this is sure to happen.
This is true of any de facto banana republic...

                                                                                                                     - SDG

Sunday, October 20, 2013

♫ Do you hear what I hear ♫

Riddle me this - the witch and her ex-neighbor both go to the same church every Sunday, listen to the same sermon every Sunday, and yet the witch does what she does, while the ex-neighbor does what she does.
How does this happen???
How does the Lord's message convey the meaning 'hate thy neighbor' to the witch, while conveying to the ex-neighbor 'love thy neighbor'????

                                                                                                                      - SDG

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Hooker

In her extreme hubris born of her belief that she is superior to all the rest of God's creation, the witch hadn't realized in all her 39 years that her exchanging her pussy for a favor is prostitution.
She does it all the time. She does it most often to "win" a contract or to edge out competition. She says she has never done it for money, except the one time her husband asked her to help him get a bonus at work, romancing the boss's boss. He bought her a diamond bracelet with the spoils.
If a man (not her husband now) has a piece of information, or a document, or jurisdiction over something she desires, she says she gives him what he desires to get what she desires. She says it is a "fair trade". She calls it "plain old horse sense". She says a hooker is someone who wears brightly colored clothing and heavy makeup and stands on certain street corners looking for paying customers.
She said to me, "Oh well, you did the same for 21 years. You were married. It is the same thing. You had a house. You got what you wanted. I get what I want. It is pure logic. There is no difference between you and me."
But by the end of her little speech she looked a little unsure of herself.


                                                                                                                                       - SDG

Thursday, October 17, 2013

Toxicology Report

WARNING

If the witch has access to your food and drink and medication,
and suddenly you are always sick now, suffering from mysterious symptoms,
having once been the picture of health and boundless energy,
have a doctor order for you lab tests that give a detailed picture
of what's in your blood and gut
The witch and her buddies will call you crazy.
Watch Nancy Grace. You'll understand it is fairly common for this to happen.
Are you going to let the witch's ridiculing you stop you from seeking help?
So how many in your family have suffered thus, bitched about it, and not done anything concrete yet like seeing a doctor?
What are you, a ship of fools afraid of a little ridicule?

  

       
                                                                                                                               - SDG

She's So Stupid You Wouldn't Believe It

Witch lied to me, again.
I asked her about the matter again.
She lied again.
I was so disgusted I said nothing, again.
Witch said to her sidekick,"Sonali is so smart, but you know I have fooled her many times."
Yeah you piece of shit.
I just do not wish to talk to you so I ended your little lying session by refusing to talk to you.


                                                                                                                           - SDG                

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

The Witch Has Destroyed The Housing Market

          My friends in the real estate business who are part of a family owned business that has been selling homes in the area of over twenty years tell me,"We study a subdivision for selling points but we also discover why homes are selling at an alarming rate in any subdivision where the turnaround is fairly rapid, homes changing hands every 3-7 years. The sellers differ greatly in how they express their desire to get away from the resident evil witch, but all signs point to the existence of a resident evil witch.
          The resident evil witch is either covert or overt in her attempts to get her various neighbors to leave town, but the end result is the same - more homes on sale than the market can support."

                                                                                                                                            - SDG

Tuesday, October 15, 2013

A Psychopath's Joy

Witch lives to hurt others so she can't understand the joy of loving another.

                                                                                                                                   - SDG

Wednesday, October 9, 2013

Gaslighting

Study it.
Call the witch out on her bullshit.

                                                                                                                                    - SDG

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Missed Calls

Oh the phone calls.
More phone calls.
                                                                                                                                 - SDG

Isolation by Selectively Invitinging Guests

The witch tried isolating her ex-neighbors by "gerrymandering" block parties, breaking up carpools, backyard barbecues etc.
The rest of the neighborhood caught on to her pretty quick.
They'd seen her in action before ...

                                                                                                                              - SDG

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Isolation by Epithets

Make a list of the 5 most glamorous, intelligent, successful, and dignified women you know, and while in a casual conversation with a witch, just mention 1 of them.
Remember the witch's response.
Write it down.
Repeat 5x5 for above list.
You'll hear 25 reasons why your 5 most favorite people in the world are "whores".
Repeat for five women you know who pimp their husbands and their friends and their young, and rob from their own, and kill whom they please, all for bragging rights, money for their booze and smoke, and a few shiny baubles.
You'll hear 25 reasons why they are "godly women who are good wives and mothers".


                                                                                                                                    - SDG
                                                                                          

Friday, October 4, 2013

My Two Pennies Worth

Witch wants to be the "fairest of them all" so bad she'll kill the competition (ref. folktale Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.)

She's never heard of The Commonwealth of Nations so her mind cannot fathom the secrets of the once upon a stooge who, to her limited knowledge, must know of nothing beyond rice and tea and so she feels insecure about her future. These two f.o.b ladies are widely read and widely traveled and their sophistication freaks her out.

Instead of working harder she wants to kill off the competition.

Doing so in the modern world calls for some very devious behaviors.

She has years of practice.

                                                                                                                     - SDG

Why Does She Hate Us?

Asking the ladies to stop ranting on the witch is like putting a stopper in a fizzing soda bottle.
They're cool with trying a little trust and faith, but there is still one thing they want to know every 5 minutes, and it is that same question every one asks of every terrorist -

Why does she hate us???????

LOL, she simply does. It's like asking why the sky is blue or why birds sing or why mothers love their children or why tumors form or why hurricanes make landfall.

She confuses us because she is an anomaly that looks almost normal. It happens. Some people just are haters and harmers but can conceal it reasonably well. Every culture has a Puthana story because psychopaths are born and made across cultures.

                                                                                                                                             - SDG

Forewarned

Once upon a stooge's husband is a whole lot more worried than any of us.
He is asking if we have any idea what we are dealing with here.
Some one who says." 'I know where you live and I know what car you drive and I know your kids names' is an extremely dangerous individual. Stop feeding your blogger friend any more stories. All our kids' lives are at stake here."
Whoa !!!!!!!!!
                      
                                                                                                                                        - SDG

50 Plus Shades Of Gray

I am very discomfited by the naivete of the the ex-neighbor and the once upon a stooge.
Clearly caste/color has no place in this analysis, nor does religion.
It is simply a tussle between good and evil, simplistically put.

Once upon a stooge is the same caste/color as the witch.
The ex-neighbor is  the same religion as the witch.
Figure that.

The witch is simply a psychopath who goes under the radar by aligning herself with which ever group or ideology supports her argument of the moment for hurting people.

That gray area is just smoke and mirrors.




                                                                                                                                       - SDG

Slaughter House

Musing upon the new chapter in the witch's life, and upon her new understanding of the situation, the once upon a stooge says,"If I could tell her new co-workers one thing and one thing alone, it would be to NEVER talk to the people she asks you to talk to. Seek out the ones she's hiding in nooks and crannies doing busy work, or she will shepherd you into a system designed for your slaughter. And NEVER be rushed or coerced into signing anything."

                                                                                                                                           - SDG

Does Someone Nice You Know Have Really Bad Luck, Like Since A Really Long Time?

Check their environment for people who give them rotten directions while smiling sweetly.
If your hear the life story of once upon a stooge's husband your heart will bleed.


                                                                                                                                          - SDG



J C

The ex-neighbor and the once upon a stooge have been making the husband of the once upon a stooge uncomfortable with their rants against the witch.
He says they are a little too fresh off the boat to get the full picture here.
He said ,"Google Jim Crow."
Now I'm the beneficiary of their research.
He is too.
He says he learnt all about it by living through it, while being clear, but it is a delight to watch women their age discovering it for the very first time.


                                                                                                                                    - SDG