Saturday, August 19, 2017

Isolation is for losers

Do you find yourself failing to protect your children from the ill will of bullies, failing in your commitment to your passion, failing to keep in touch with your favorites friends and family, failing to continue a conversation with the nicest people you meet in your neighborhood, or at your kids' school?
Be assured your mind and your environment have been booby trapped by the witch.
So, FTW. 
Feel free to share time and space with your most favorite people in the world. Paint if that's what you love to do, skate if loved to once, go hiking, do what makes you feel awesome. The booby traps will be exposed one by one and you can eliminate them as you go.

Saturday, May 21, 2016

Her Pants Are On Fire Again!!!

Yup, she just perjured herself again :)


                                                                        - SDG

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Performance Issues

The coven attends an orgy every week. And, of course, they want to star in them all. They are their usual crabby, unsmiling, unwashed, unkempt, shabby selves, but they want to be thought of as charming. To this end they invite several people to their weeklies who can gawk at their forwardness, and add friendliness to the proceedings only possible in a new relationship. Often, it works in the favor of the witches. They find these newbies who are held in thrall of the spectacle. Just once every now and again it completely goes against them. For instance, last week, they found this lovely young gymnast, Xuxu, and a hunky research student, X, to invite to their orgy. Xuxu was the one getting all of the attention from the men folk. And X, he had every one in the room mesmerized. What a stud! What a performer!! And he knew how to make a girl feel beautiful.
The following week everybody asked why Xuxu and X had been left out of the guest list. The witches replied in unison,"There were performance issues".
     
                                                                                                                      ~ SDG 

Sunday, October 18, 2015

Witch Dodging Bullets?


So have you done your good deed for the day and held a witch accountable for her unconscionable actions?
Let me guess, she's saying you are hallucinating and that you are schizophrenic or paranoid or whatever.
Publish her protests against you too.
She thinks she can screw you in private and you'll shut up out of sheer embarrassment. That's all. Put it on center stage and let the "public" see her in action.
                                                                                                                         - SDG
 

Saturday, October 17, 2015

SURPRISING CAPABILITIES

Witches are amazing as "reducing agents". 

Show them the Taj Mahal, they'll say it is just another tomb, show them a Vyjayanthimala and she's to them just a nachni, a Kishoritai, another gaanewaali, a doting mother, a bachche sambhalnewaali, a good cook, a chammach hilaane waali, Oprah Winfrey, a kallu lady, Taylor Swift, a stupid girl who can't sing and Kanye West said so too, Aishwarya Rai, the cold, has been, Bachchan bahu. 
How do they do it ??? 
I'm dumbstruck with awe when I see greatness and they bring down the Taj in a second or two with one derogatory phrase like that !

Perhaps that is talent too.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Mixed Up Sleeping Arrangements

The witch moved out of the master bedroom and into the guest room saying she was "having problems with her husband".
The kids were then 4 and 7, a boy and a girl.
The little boy, 4, would want to sleep with Mommy every time he had a nightmare, which was every night, and so he would come to the guest room every night at 9 or so and sleep there with her. The little girl would feel left out and would join them too. At 2 a.m. the husband would wander in, pick up the little girl, put her down on the bed in the master bedroom, as he "hated to sleep alone."
10 years have passed by and this remain their routine.
The witch tells everybody she meets she has such a beautiful relationship with her husband because they have separate bedrooms, and encourages every one to live exactly the same way. "Rajah Rani sab aise he rehetein hain. Koi apne pati ke saath nahin sota hai."
She laugh and laughs at any one going through a rough patch in their marriage.
Hurting kids is even funnier to her.
The husband seems like a decent soul, so no worries, I hope.
Looks are deceptive, so there are no guarantees in life.
The husband his his own circle of friends and prefers to attend social functions without her.
The witch is often spotted hanging out with fools or crooks...
                                                                                 - SDG