Sunday, May 8, 2016

Performance Issues

The coven attends an orgy every week. And, of course, they want to star in them all. They are their usual crabby, unsmiling, unwashed, unkempt, shabby selves, but they want to be thought of as charming. To this end they invite several people to their weeklies who can gawk at their forwardness, and add friendliness to the proceedings only possible in a new relationship. Often, it works in the favor of the witches. They find these newbies who are held in thrall of the spectacle. Just once every now and again it completely goes against them. For instance, last week, they found this lovely young gymnast, Xuxu, and a hunky research student, X, to invite to their orgy. Xuxu was the one getting all of the attention from the men folk. And X, he had every one in the room mesmerized. What a stud! What a performer!! And he knew how to make a girl feel beautiful.
The following week everybody asked why Xuxu and X had been left out of the guest list. The witches replied in unison,"There were performance issues".
     
                                                                                                                      ~ SDG 

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