The Patriot Act

"Are you acting white?" said the witch to this third grader at the New Year's Eve luncheon at the club on the golf course where families had gathered to enjoy the unseasonably warm weather and share a meal and good times.

This kid is in the same pod as her daughter so I guess she's seen him around, and he sorta knows her too.

The kid looked like he had accidentally run into a wall. Breathless and cross-eyed then wide-eyed and red-faced, he said, emphatically, "NO," and ran after his dad to go get the cart and clubs.

The witch explained to those within earshot, and she sounded slightly tipsy, that this Hawaiian kid sang a Perry Como song for the 3rd grade talent show and won, and now he's learning to play golf while wearing a t-shirt with the stars and stripes on it, at the country club, and don't we get the joke?

They moved here from Hawaii, mom's a doctor, dad's a colonel, his dad was also in the military, retired a general, like his father before him, and his father before him, which makes the kid military blue blood, if such a concept exists. What the rest of us see in this child is a scion of a very patriotic and successful family who is likely a patriotic and hardworking kid himself.

As for the 'Hawaiian' reference, his great-grandmother was Japanese, his mother is Mexican-Argentinian American(daughter of diplomats, who studied medicine here in the US), and produced a kid who is part Catholic, part Jewish, part Buddhist, part nothing at all (his dad's agnostic), who is somewhat brown, and has lived for the last three years in Hawaii.

And the witch wants to know why he's playing golf wearing a stars and stripes t-shirt?

I really wonder what goes through an eight year old's mind when an adult behaves this way.


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New Beginnings

Every new year, like every new day, every new minute, every newborn child, every new bud, every new career, every new thought, is an opportunity to start anew, and to create something better than that which exists.

The witch and the pedophile have this in common - they snuff out the promise of all things new before it can blossom, and crush it beyond recognition so there is no hope for a recovery, or so they desire.

Keep your new beginnings witch-free.

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Why The Witch's Neighbor's Kids Don't Believe In God Anymore

The Witch has taken it upon herself to make her neighbors' lives a living Hell.
She had told them she would do just so the second time she met them, years ago, but everybody else in the neighborhood said to ignore that threat and went on with their lives like nothing had happened. Ignoring the witch only seems to have made her more aggressive in her efforts to hurt the neighbors, perhaps as she thinks they are stupid, or too vulnerable to retaliate. She is seeking engagement, and those who have been asked to intervene suggest ignoring her will make her go away. It hasn't worked in all these years so one wonders if it ever will.
Two years ago she gift-wrapped two little boxes filled with coal and left them at her neighbor's doorstep with the kids' names on them for a joke.
On Valentine's Day last year she sent them "I hate you" cards in pink envelopes signed in fictitious names.
For Halloween it was some mean trick again.
She 'lost' the kids' backpacks one year when they were in kindergarten and 1st grade when she offered to pick them up from school 'helping' their sick Mom.
Over the years the Witch has gotten a better job, bought a bigger house in the same neighborhood, a fancier car,  while her neighbors remain in survival mode as the Witch sabotages their lives ever so often. She always visits to feed off their sadness when one of her actions has succeeded in wounding them.
Over the years the neighbor's kids have begun to wonder who the smart one really is, the Witch, or their family.
They've stopped believing in God, family, etc etc as it makes no sense anymore when vandals who ravage their lives live so much better, while they suffer every time they crawl an inch toward some small success in their little lives.

                                                                                                                             - SDG                                  

When You Wonder Why Someone Suffers As Nothing Quite Adds Up ...

Watch which way a witch goes. Destruction follows whichever way the witch goes. She can convince perfectly normal people to hurt the elderly, the young, the defenseless, the broken, then step aside once the wrecking ball has been set in motion. Watch her sow seeds of destruction and run and hide as soon as they begin to show signs of life. It is always some one else who is left holding the smoking gun. Don't be so gullible, please, you normal people, you.

                                                                                                                    - SDG

Why Did The Witch Cross The Road?

When the witch crossed my path I instinctively parked by the side of the road, said a Hail Mary, a Rudram, aur phir humne ek phoonk maari, phir hum wahan se guzre.
Billi rasta kathi hai toh log yeh sab karne ko kehete hain.
Waqt hi batayega witch ke liye itna kafi tha ke nahin.

                                                                                                                                   -  SDG

♫ Away in a manger no crib for a bed ... ♫

It was mentioned in a local newspaper that I chanced upon at the library that a certain organist was coming to our little town to perform. I got busy figuring out when and where, and elected to attend the lunch hour dress rehearsal over the evening's main event as I had already committed to something else for that time slot.
I got there nice and early to get a good seat. He's famous. You have no choice but to be at his concerts a good bit before opening time to be able to pick a seat you like. It is a wonder he deigned to come to our neck of the woods and play when he's already been booked for a European tour in 2014, playing Vienna, Strasbourg, London, Berlin, Moscow, the works...
I found a nice spot that would afford me a comfortable exit after the concert and walked toward the main entrance of the chapel. I went up a few steps, entered the external foyer, and was about to walk into the vestibule when a woman my age stepped out from the shadows, put the tips of her black pumps against the tips of my black pumps, looking very grave, said in an incredibly soft voice,"Mrs. Gurpur, it is much nicer upstairs." She moved her voluminous nose even closer to mine and consequently the eyes too, and said,"I am the new junior pastor here," and nodded furiously as she adjusted her maroon tie and patted down her navy blue blazer. 
I can take a hint. I went up the floating staircase and sat down in the dark and desolate and narrow balcony upstairs. I was stunned she knew my name. I had never been to this church before. I didn't know the woman at all. I thought I must be getting famous or something but then quickly discarded that thought. I know my limitations. And I trust my instincts. My instincts were going w~i~l~d !!!! I felt the hairs on the back of my neck rise. I knew she was not to be trusted. But I was here for some good music. This was God's house. One ought to feel safe here. So I chose to feel safe.
The concert wouldn't begin for another 40 minutes so I tried to nap while I waited. I must have dozed off for 15 minutes and when I woke up I felt like I might have been transported to the UN or something while I was sleeping. There were people speaking Tagalog, Chinese, Korean, French, Spanish, Afrikaans, even a Canadian version of Punjabi, and lots of English, as I tuned into what was going on around me. I couldn't help but stand up and stretch after my nap and get a good look at the pews below us. There were women with golden hair almost across the board, while the gentlemen were mainly greying to various degrees or were very nearly bald. I didn't catch sight of a single dark-skinned person down there except for the one young lady in a lilac sweater and pretty white dress who was walking along the pews handing out flyers to each of the attendees, smiling and talking to each attendee as she walked by. No one came upstairs to give us any flyers though. I sat down and waited for the concert to begin.
The opening act was a single Christmas carol by the church choir, in honor of the season, "I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas".
Suddenly I felt like the witch just shat all over one of my most favorite tunes, one that I strongly associate with a Currier and Ives, picture perfect, Christmas.
The concert, a truncated version of what was to come that evening, was still a little vision of Heaven, given what had just passed.
Feeling very grateful to have heard this music live I got up to leave. I walked slowly to my car, looking around to see what I might have missed on my way in. Possibly someone had been stationed in the parking lot to tell the witch whom to be expecting at the door. There was no one around on a radio or cellphone or bluetooth. That person's services were most likely needed elsewhere by now so he or she was probably gone.
I read bumper stickers as I walked by them. There was a "My dachshund is smarter than your honor roll student" , a "Coexist", a " D 7:1", a "MysterySpotUSA", an "I believe in the 13th amendment", another version or two of "My dog is smarter than you" , and the pièce de résistance, "Secede". Lincoln should have let her secede.
Just when I thought the worst was over, a truck over took me but then a little later we were both at the same red light and I saw he had a picture of a noose for a bumper sticker. 
I was driving home with mixed feelings towards the maestro. His genius and his success made the witch hate me even more, and before she even met me. One can safely assume she hates the maestro for growing up a child of the holocaust, penniless, in the Bronx, and now rubbing shoulders with the best of them. She wouldn't want any of us with the darker skin tones getting a closer look at him and seeing his darker skin tones. What if he inspired us to greater things? What if??
Funny thing is, the witch has big black bushy eyebrows to frame her brown eyes that are a disconcerting contrast to her very yellow hair. I guess she chooses to keep her brows intact to offset her nose as wide as the Himalayas are high. I wonder if she knows who wrote "White Christmas".
I turned on the radio for some Christmas cheer and they were playing "Away in a manger..." conjuring up the image of a cherubic brown baby swaddled in a bundle and kept warm by the love of his parents and that of the menagerie around him.
Now that half the town is talking about our segregationist here I hear the witch not only colors her own hair a tacky yellow, but subjects her kids, a kindergartner and a middleschooler, to coloring treatments too. 
I wish she had been born colorblind.

                                                                                                                           - SDG

                                                                                                                                  

It's A Matter Of Degrees

World thinks witch is bizarre.
World thinks witch's husband is twice as bizarre for having his head stuck so far up her arse.

                                                                                                                                       - SDG

Dysfunction and Aunts and Long Weekends and Three Year Olds

After a sumptuous meal of turkey and trimmings and shami kababs with biryani the witch said to a female relative (30 something),"You are a bloody flirt. You were one at three years old. You are still a bloody flirt. You were flirting with my son (high school student)."
Then the witch popped some pills, a little white one and a little blue one, and ranted some more, meaninglessly.
The female relative, the initial shock now worn off, asked the witch,"What makes you say these things?"
Witch, pointing to her older sister, said,"She said that to me. Why can't I say that to you????"
That was cause for confusion as the older sister has no sons.
It turns out at some point in her life her sister accused her(witch) of flirting with her(sister's) father-in-law and so now the witch wants to accuse others too of inappropriate flirting. Don't ask how this makes sense. I'm only reporting the dysfunction, not trying to make sense of it.
                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                    - SDG

Meritocracy

Witch hates big words.
Especially this one.

                                                                                                          -  SDG

Circus

When Britney wrote her super hit song "Circus," she must've been thinking of this witch.
She is so given to putting on a burlesque every few days.

                                                                                                                                      - SDG

Weasel

Nobody, I mean NOBODY avoids saying sorry the way a witch does.
She re-assigns blame to the most convenient scapegoat on the landscape and moves on.
Haul her sorry ass back into the discussion and make her pay for her sins.
Twice over, since she tried to get away at first from owning up to her misdeeds.

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An Eye For An Eye Makes The World Go Blind

Yet again witch, I am telling you, stop hurting people, especially children.
You are playing Dushaasan, Shakuni, Puthana, Mantara, all the villainous roles in one life time.
Pitting brother against brother, cousin against cousin,  uncle against nephew, teacher against student, neighbor against neighbor,  you have created a Kurukshetra.
You think we are stupid as we do not retaliate in kind.
Well, we just adhere to a different philosophy of life.
You don't want to push it too far though.
We don't want to see vultures like you feasting on our bodies.

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How Evil Is That?

This woman is never up to any good, despite her benign and seemingly "helpful" job title.
She found out that this nuclear family just split into two, the Dad leaving for Wisconsin, as the pressures of raising two kids, one with a learning disability, and the other undergoing chemotherapy, are too much for him. His parents are in Wisconsin, and now he's met a woman online who lives in Michigan who he says is his "soul mate."
The witch has spent the entire Friday evening, and all of Saturday getting in touch with this family's friends and being giddy with excitement. She said she would gladly buy all their Italian furniture and fancy drapery, their BMW, and golf cart, as they won't need them any more. Through a common friend she offered them 20% of the current market price for said items She said she wants to help.

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Not Sure If This Is True

The rumor mills are churning fast and ugly.
It seems yesterday the old sidekick shoved her daughter's friend in front of a moving car.
Luckily the car was going slowly as it was near a playground so the driver hit the brakes and nothing bad happened.
The driver has not yet come forward to say this happened but I hope he does, soon.
I can understand his fear and his desire to keep this quiet, but if there are witnesses willing to speak,( now that's the problem here, "witnesses willing to speak", as it seems they don't want to talk openly for fear of retribution), he ought to tell some one.
I still cannot believe any of this actually happened but the rumor is alive and well.
If this is true the woman needs help right away.
                                   
                                                                                                                                          - SDG

The Price Of Inclusion

The witch dumped her old sidekick for a new one.
The old sidekick was most distraught.
She tried all forms of flattery and bribery but nothing helped her get cozy again with the witch.
The witch seized this opportunity to tell the former sidekick she would be her favorite again if she could bring her the hearts of two young children and their parents.
The sidekick has been on the prowl lately looking for her prize.
The witch watches from the sidelines sniggering at the situation she has created.
"Look at her, she's like an old-fashioned wind-up toy. Wind her up and let her go. She keeps looping around the room until she hits a wall, ha ha ha ha ha," said the witch to once upon a stooge.
I don't believe she's said this to her new sidekick or ever will for another couple of years or three.
She has uses for her yet.
She won't be showing her what's coming next.
                                                                                                                                
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Happy Halloween Witch

Oh the joy on the witch's face
At the sight of a child
Tripping on his shoelace

Ah the satisfaction Oh dear
Of watching the kid's parents' faces
Changing from love to fear

Another year it was at X'mas time
She mailed her neighbor's kid
A little box of coal tied up with twine

For whether it is X'mas or Halloween
She is still the psycho queen


                                                                                                                                - SDG

Meeeoowww!!!!

The HOA sent out a flyer saying 6 black cats have gone missing in the witch's neighborhood the last 3 weeks, and to keep your cats indoors.
The ladies are asking if they need to peek in the witch's backyard.


                                                                                                                                                 - SDG

Voluntary Blindness

The Witch succeeds because she knows you don't want to get into ugly truths.
You'd rather live in your little sparkly pink bubble.

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The Witch Has Diluted American Exceptionalism To An Unrecognizable Level

One had always looked on American Exceptionalism as a gold standard, an unshakable truth.
But now, since the witch has been promoted beyond her talents, she has begun to let go of any one she sees as better than herself.
In their place she hires people a lot less qualified than the ones she "let go".
Well, some left because they didn't feel happy there any more.
They weren't all furloughed or fired.
The department has lost its prestige.
Its longevity is being questioned.
Mediocrity is being upheld as the standard to aspire to.
Any place where threats and bribery and prostitution trump hard work and honesty, this is sure to happen.
This is true of any de facto banana republic...

                                                                                                                     - SDG

♫ Do you hear what I hear ♫

Riddle me this - the witch and her ex-neighbor both go to the same church every Sunday, listen to the same sermon every Sunday, and yet the witch does what she does, while the ex-neighbor does what she does.
How does this happen???
How does the Lord's message convey the meaning 'hate thy neighbor' to the witch, while conveying to the ex-neighbor 'love thy neighbor'????

                                                                                                                      - SDG

Hooker

In her extreme hubris born of her belief that she is superior to all the rest of God's creation, the witch hadn't realized in all her 39 years that her exchanging her pussy for a favor is prostitution.
She does it all the time. She does it most often to "win" a contract or to edge out competition. She says she has never done it for money, except the one time her husband asked her to help him get a bonus at work, romancing the boss's boss. He bought her a diamond bracelet with the spoils.
If a man (not her husband now) has a piece of information, or a document, or jurisdiction over something she desires, she says she gives him what he desires to get what she desires. She says it is a "fair trade". She calls it "plain old horse sense". She says a hooker is someone who wears brightly colored clothing and heavy makeup and stands on certain street corners looking for paying customers.
She said to me, "Oh well, you did the same for 21 years. You were married. It is the same thing. You had a house. You got what you wanted. I get what I want. It is pure logic. There is no difference between you and me."
But by the end of her little speech she looked a little unsure of herself.


                                                                                                                                       - SDG

Toxicology Report

WARNING

If the witch has access to your food and drink and medication,
and suddenly you are always sick now, suffering from mysterious symptoms,
having once been the picture of health and boundless energy,
have a doctor order for you lab tests that give a detailed picture
of what's in your blood and gut
The witch and her buddies will call you crazy.
Watch Nancy Grace. You'll understand it is fairly common for this to happen.
Are you going to let the witch's ridiculing you stop you from seeking help?
So how many in your family have suffered thus, bitched about it, and not done anything concrete yet like seeing a doctor?
What are you, a ship of fools afraid of a little ridicule?

  

       
                                                                                                                               - SDG

She's So Stupid You Wouldn't Believe It

Witch lied to me, again.
I asked her about the matter again.
She lied again.
I was so disgusted I said nothing, again.
Witch said to her sidekick,"Sonali is so smart, but you know I have fooled her many times."
Yeah you piece of shit.
I just do not wish to talk to you so I ended your little lying session by refusing to talk to you.


                                                                                                                           - SDG                

The Witch Has Destroyed The Housing Market

          My friends in the real estate business who are part of a family owned business that has been selling homes in the area of over twenty years tell me,"We study a subdivision for selling points but we also discover why homes are selling at an alarming rate in any subdivision where the turnaround is fairly rapid, homes changing hands every 3-7 years. The sellers differ greatly in how they express their desire to get away from the resident evil witch, but all signs point to the existence of a resident evil witch.
          The resident evil witch is either covert or overt in her attempts to get her various neighbors to leave town, but the end result is the same - more homes on sale than the market can support."

                                                                                                                                            - SDG

A Psychopath's Joy

Witch lives to hurt others so she can't understand the joy of loving another.

                                                                                                                                   - SDG

Gaslighting

Study it.
Call the witch out on her bullshit.

                                                                                                                                    - SDG

Missed Calls

Oh the phone calls.
More phone calls.
                                                                                                                                 - SDG

Isolation by Selectively Invitinging Guests

The witch tried isolating her ex-neighbors by "gerrymandering" block parties, breaking up carpools, backyard barbecues etc.
The rest of the neighborhood caught on to her pretty quick.
They'd seen her in action before ...

                                                                                                                              - SDG

Isolation by Epithets

Make a list of the 5 most glamorous, intelligent, successful, and dignified women you know, and while in a casual conversation with a witch, just mention 1 of them.
Remember the witch's response.
Write it down.
Repeat 5x5 for above list.
You'll hear 25 reasons why your 5 most favorite people in the world are "whores".
Repeat for five women you know who pimp their husbands and their friends and their young, and rob from their own, and kill whom they please, all for bragging rights, money for their booze and smoke, and a few shiny baubles.
You'll hear 25 reasons why they are "godly women who are good wives and mothers".


                                                                                                                                    - SDG
                                                                                          

My Two Pennies Worth

Witch wants to be the "fairest of them all" so bad she'll kill the competition (ref. folktale Snow White & The Seven Dwarfs.)

She's never heard of The Commonwealth of Nations so her mind cannot fathom the secrets of the once upon a stooge who, to her limited knowledge, must know of nothing beyond rice and tea and so she feels insecure about her future. These two f.o.b ladies are widely read and widely traveled and their sophistication freaks her out.

Instead of working harder she wants to kill off the competition.

Doing so in the modern world calls for some very devious behaviors.

She has years of practice.

                                                                                                                     - SDG

Why Does She Hate Us?

Asking the ladies to stop ranting on the witch is like putting a stopper in a fizzing soda bottle.
They're cool with trying a little trust and faith, but there is still one thing they want to know every 5 minutes, and it is that same question every one asks of every terrorist -

Why does she hate us???????

LOL, she simply does. It's like asking why the sky is blue or why birds sing or why mothers love their children or why tumors form or why hurricanes make landfall.

She confuses us because she is an anomaly that looks almost normal. It happens. Some people just are haters and harmers but can conceal it reasonably well. Every culture has a Puthana story because psychopaths are born and made across cultures.

                                                                                                                                             - SDG

Forewarned

Once upon a stooge's husband is a whole lot more worried than any of us.
He is asking if we have any idea what we are dealing with here.
Some one who says." 'I know where you live and I know what car you drive and I know your kids names' is an extremely dangerous individual. Stop feeding your blogger friend any more stories. All our kids' lives are at stake here."
Whoa !!!!!!!!!
                      
                                                                                                                                        - SDG

50 Plus Shades Of Gray

I am very discomfited by the naivete of the the ex-neighbor and the once upon a stooge.
Clearly caste/color has no place in this analysis, nor does religion.
It is simply a tussle between good and evil, simplistically put.

Once upon a stooge is the same caste/color as the witch.
The ex-neighbor is  the same religion as the witch.
Figure that.

The witch is simply a psychopath who goes under the radar by aligning herself with which ever group or ideology supports her argument of the moment for hurting people.

That gray area is just smoke and mirrors.




                                                                                                                                       - SDG

Slaughter House

Musing upon the new chapter in the witch's life, and upon her new understanding of the situation, the once upon a stooge says,"If I could tell her new co-workers one thing and one thing alone, it would be to NEVER talk to the people she asks you to talk to. Seek out the ones she's hiding in nooks and crannies doing busy work, or she will shepherd you into a system designed for your slaughter. And NEVER be rushed or coerced into signing anything."

                                                                                                                                           - SDG

Does Someone Nice You Know Have Really Bad Luck, Like Since A Really Long Time?

Check their environment for people who give them rotten directions while smiling sweetly.
If your hear the life story of once upon a stooge's husband your heart will bleed.


                                                                                                                                          - SDG

J C

The ex-neighbor and the once upon a stooge have been making the husband of the once upon a stooge uncomfortable with their rants against the witch.
He says they are a little too fresh off the boat to get the full picture here.
He said ,"Google Jim Crow."
Now I'm the beneficiary of their research.
He is too.
He says he learnt all about it by living through it, while being clear, but it is a delight to watch women their age discovering it for the very first time.


                                                                                                                                    - SDG

Has someone in your family lost their keys recently?

The witch has a massive collection of keys.
She has "work keys", about 140 in the bunch.
Then there are the bunches of

"short silvers".
"medium silvers",

"long silvers",

"skeletons" ,

"short brass",
"long brass",
"medium brass"

magnetic keys in a special case for carrying multiple magnets,
and a sledge hammer.

If you ask her how she amassed such a vast collection of keys,
she smiles tenderly, and says softly, "My wonderful family and friends know
I have loved shiny pretty keys since I was a little girl in pigtails knee high
to a grasshopper so they give me their spares."

You believe that???!!!
No seriously, do you?

                                                                                                                                      - SDG

I Know Where You Live And I know What Car You Drive And I Know Your Kids' Names

Said the witch to her ex-neighbor one day while walking past by her.

                                                                                                                                     - SDG

Past Lives

Once upon a stooge is convinced, based upon how the witch treats subordinates, pushing them into walls, getting in their faces issuing ultimatums, entering their rooms using her master key, cracking a whip, asking them untoward questions about their personal lives and finances, hiring and firing people for the strangest reasons, that she has either been a pimp, or a dominatrix, or been involved in drug or human trafficking at some point in her life.

                                                                                                                                         - SDG

Turning Door Knobs Around The Neighborhood In The Afternoons And Late Nights

Witches, while other women are watching soaps, will sneak around front and back porches in their neighborhood to see if anyone left their door unlocked.

They don't like to watch soaps.

They like to star in them in villainous roles.

 Someone softly knocked on the neighbor's door and turned the door knob twice.

When asked,"Who is it?" there was the distinct sound of feet scurrying away.

                                                                                                                                     - SDG

Other People's Telephones Are A Witch's Best Friends

This morning, someone called the witch's ex-neighbor and said she received two blank calls or missed calls from her at a certain time.
No one has placed any calls at that time from her phone, or to that number ever.

So what's going on here?

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The Abu Graib Effect

Once the culture of cruelty has been birthed, it runs it course, unless countermanded by strong and decisive forces.
If the witch is allowed to run amok in society, there will be those who will gladly run with her.
The thrill of power, however evil, is a potent drug.
Think Gulag.
Think Abu Ghraib.
Think Khmer Rouge.
You'll understand.
And you might ask,"Would you electrocute a stranger if Hitler/a witch asked you to?"
So how many volts are you up to?


                                                                                                                                - SDG

A Year Of Heavy Breathing

The phone calls with the heavy breathing kept coming for the next year.
They got a new unlisted phone number.

Their credit card statements went missing.
They got new credit cards.


Not that this was in the ghettos, but it only looked urbane, nice homes, nice yards, but several other homes had been burglarized shortly after their home had been invaded, and things like college certificates, medical books and instruments, computers, tvs, and jewelry were stolen.
They just took it as a sign it was time to leave.
They moved to a nicer part of town.

                                                                                                                           - SDG

A Home Invasion And A Phone Call

Two weeks after the witch's neighbors found a bullet hole through their mailbox, while they were both at work, some one called the lady from their landline at home  and breathed heavily into the phone while saying nothing.
It freaked her out and she called her husband right away.
He was perplexed so he reported it to the police and drove home.
When he got there the police were there, and they had not found any sign of a forced entry so they waited for him to get there and let them in.
5 things had been stolen - a painting, their two framed college degrees, and family heirlooms - an antique sapphire and diamond ring, and an antique sterling silver menorah.
The phone company was called, and indeed a call had been placed from their landline to their cell phone an hour earlier, but no one knew how since there had been no forced entry, and no doors or windows were unlocked.
Their bank statement was taped to their microwave.
Bizzare!


                                                                                                                       -  SDG

The Mark Of A True Psychopath

Someone the witch hates is sick, very sick.
The kids often wear crumpled and mismatched clothes these days.
The cars are unwashed, and they've always had very clean cars
There's dog poop all over the yard, and theirs used to be picture perfect
Kids' faces are wan, little girl's pigtails are uneven, boy's in trouble at school.

The witch is L.O.V.I.N.G. it, feeding off their sadness and confusion.

When the witch is gone a week or two visiting friends out of town, traveling solo, her household runs very smoothly. Her husband can do it all.
She says she hates to cook so he cooks. She never goes grocery shopping coz it's so hard to tell a rotten tomato from a fresh tomato. She never does laundry as her husband is fastidious about the laundry and he lives to wash and fold. She never vacuums as her gynecologist told her it ruins the womanly parts. She never washes cars as washing cars is a man's job. She never gardens coz he has the only green thumb in the family. And did I mention her boyfriend does the dishes and cuts her grass ...
                                                                                                                                          - SDG

She's All Eyes and Ears

hehehehehe ... So you still think the witch is a good guesser.
You still actually believe she has incredible luck with knowing exactly who is eating lunch with whom.
You're so sweet.
Earlier, she used to do this the old fashioned way, hanging outside  people's doors.
Now she invests in spy gadgets.
She has one planted in your office room.
She sits in the "control room" when clients come calling at your office and listens in.
She even follows your clients to their next stop, be it home, or office, or another meeting, when they leave your office.
If they have a baby monitor at home she already knows them and their families intimately.
Find a new job.
Or get used to this.
That choice is yours.
Good luck !
                                                                                                                                       - SDG

This is a 3rd millenium witch in a posh suburb of a metropolis

I can see why she generates such fear in the community.
She had an altercation with a neighbor some 11 yrs ago over a little something of hers that had been delivered to her neighbors by mistake.
They found a bullet hole through their mail box the next day.
                                                                                                                                   - SDG

Is No News Good News ?

She has been laying low.

                                                                                                                             - SDG

Dementor

The only people who fully understand that happiness is a prerequisite for success and for good health are witches.
If a witch can make you unhappy she will.
So now she owns your mind, your body, your future.

                                                                                                                                         - SDG

Kurukshetra

Once upon a stooge was trying to explain to the witch how hating your neighbors is not okay.
Being jealous is not okay.
"Your children grew up together for 10 whole years.
It will only lead to a Mahabharat where the entire war is between friends and neighbors, who make up an extended family.
What sense does that make?
Love thy neighbor!"
The witch hung up without a word.

                                                                                                                                                     - SDG

Unhealthy

Witch's old neighbor is sick, and the witch is ecstatic.
From 2000 miles away, she says,"Woo hoooo! Is that how you feel? hehehe"
Evil has such a hold on this woman.
                                                                                                                                           - SDG

Billi nau sau chuhe kha ke hajj ko chali

This new statement is making waves in the community.
I seem to be the only one who has hope.
Most people are like,"We'll see..."
                                                                                                                                            - SDG

Touchdown

Witch landed in a new town and has her next pilgrimage planned for the weekend already.
She does say she wants to turn over a new leaf.
That would be such a blessing if it really does happen.
Wishing her luck.
                                                                                                                             - SDG

There was once a girl and her shrink who were so ugly, every one died

There has been much rejoicing by the ex co-worker and her counselor at the departure of the witch but they are both experiencing the late blooming symptoms of PTSD, chiefly illusions of grandeur and revenge fantasies.
Some one suggested they file a law suit against her. They have enough evidence.
Both went,"Oh nooooo, we might be the dynamic duo, but we are going up against the triple threat of prostitution, bribery, and blackmail. She will win. Besides, we're ugly."

                                                                                                                                    - SDG

Gene Expression

If you are not functioning at your highest potential you are probably standing too close to a witch.
                                                                                                                                                     - SDG

Much Mirth!

Once upon a stooge wants to know exactly which points on the witch's farewell speech I fell for ...hahahaha...

                                                                                                                                             - SDG

Surprising Move

We can all stop worrying about the ex co-worker as the Witch put in her resignation and put her home and car up for sale. She says she got a manager's position out of state, is buying a mercedes, is going up a few hundred square feet on the home, and is all ready for an exciting new chapter in her life.

                                                                                                                                            - SDG

Honey Traps and Romeos

The witch just hired two young people, both attractive, not terribly well-read, obedient, and completely aware of exactly what is expected of them.
                                                                                                                                               - SDG

"Happy Holidays," sang the witch

Point to ponder.

Once upon a stooge says the witch has a wall covered with calendars in her cellar.

She has one for her spouse, one for each offspring, one for each of her stooges, and one for each person she has decided to take down.

Their birthdays and other anniversaries are marked on each one of them.

She makes sure every one of them has a lousy birthday, and equally lousy holidays.

Check the dates on every major catastrophe in the lives she has destroyed.

And nobody knows where her husband's at, the last two weeks.

                                                                                                                               - SDG

"She brought it upon herself."

The witch harms people.
When they are hurting she says,"He/She brought it upon herself."

                                                                                                                                           - SDG

Trauma Specialist

Witches know this - If you can be conned once, you can be conned umpteen times.
And so the witch and her allies piled on the trauma on the co-worker one mishap at a time.
The PTSD this woman suffers is their joy.
Imagine that!
They joke about her panic attacks. 



                                                                                                                                  - SDG

Hare Rama Hare Krishna Rama Rama Hare Hare

Here we go again.
The witch has gone on pilgrimage, yet again.
She took her nephew and niece and BIL and SIL along for the ride and ditched them by the wayside 100 miles away from the holy site at 10:30 in the night.
They ended up taking a room in a wayside motel for the night and are renting a car tomorrow to get there.
Ha!
People never change.
People never learn.
I wonder what the Almighty thinks of this.
                                                                                                                                  - SDG

Special place in Hell for this one?

The ex co-worker's birthday was on the 15th of April.
On the 14th of April, the witch arranged for someone to call the receptionist to call the the co-worker stating it was the co-worker's baby's daycare calling to say her baby had just been taken to the ER.
The co-worker rushed to the daycare, driving erratically, narrowly escaping death and traffic tickets, but getting there in one piece to find out to her great relief it was a miscommunication. No one had called for her.
When she returned she realized she had missed an important meeting.
Witch said sarcastically,"You should have called and checked first. You let us down. Don't expect a promotion this year. The boss is mad at you."

                                                                                                                        - SDG

The Witch Is The Chief Cause Of Economic Sluggishness

What did it cost to go through the process of framing the ex co-worker and ousting her?

What did it cost to hire and train the ex co-worker's replacement?

How much money and time would the organization have saved if the witch had been reprimanded and let go when she first began to isolate and harass the co-worker?

How much would the company have gained by keeping the ex co-worker who was the most competent employee at her level and was leadership material too?

                                                                                                                         - SDG

A Magician Never Reveals His Secrets

The witch called her ex-coworker's ex-boyfriend's unlisted phone number.
The once upon a stooge asked the witch how she tracked him down.
Witch said she found him in the phone book and smiled ever so sweetly.
                                                                                                                        - SDG

PTSD

Will it ever be possible for the witch's ex co-worker to regain the years she lost to PTSD?
Will she ever see the pillars of society as strong proof of goodness in mankind?
Will she stop stuttering at job interviews?
For how many more years will she want to scream every time she hears the name _____ ?
Can she ever see a blessing as a blessing again, and not as a curse disguised as a blessing?
Are there enough good and patient folks on this planet who will understand her panic attacks every time she sees a bottle of prescription medicine and assure her all will be well again?



                                                                                                                                               - SDG

The Canary In The Mineshaft

Watch the witch's spouse and kids carefully.
A least 1 or 2 of them act as the canary in the mineshaft.
If someone is passing out ... don't just stand there ... HELP!

                                                                                                            - SDG

The Happiest Cannibal

She tricked out her itty-bitty little black dress with her huge 14 mm pearls, completely uncalled for at a status report meeting, ugly shoes, and you can almost see a cute little black pillbox hat on that fresh coiff. Wonder who she's burying today. She is the cheeziest, scurviest pall bearer at every death she orchestrates. Ya, you know the type.

                                                                                                                       -  SDG

Snakes and Ladders

Having gotten rid of the most hard-working, most competent, most trustworthy co-worker, the witch has begun to build a bonfire under her boss' chair.
                                                                                                                           - SDG

Note to Mrs. Witch's Boss

Yo, Mrs. Witch's Boss, Nice to connect with you. I hear you are a very smart and very dignified individual.
I hear you've been busy dismantling nuclear warheads at your desk 8-7 every day.
Look under your chair will ya.
The witch left you a little gift there.
It was meant to be a surprise.
Handle with care.
Proceed with caution.
It is a crude bomb, something you might not even recognize since your expertise is in the fields of dismantling nuclear warheads, and of bringing about peace.
You're sharp. You'll figure out the circuitry soon enough.
Disengage a stick of dynamite and give it to the witch will ya.
Sooner or later she will put it where it belongs and blast herself off to which ever universe she came from.
She can't help but do that.

                                                                                                               - SDG

" I want to be you "

When at first the witch begins to want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, understand she is trying to become you.
She can only do that by swallowing you whole and then stealing your identity.
She will cut you off from your friends and tell you she is the only one who cares about you.
Once isolation has been achieved, you will be plucked and primed and quartered and marinated for cooking.
Once cooked, she eats you up.
She burps,"You are what you eat."
                                                                                                        - SDG

Poetic Justice

Years of association with the witch has turned her once upon a stooge into a prophet.
I am not allowed to share the exact nature of the witch's grief, but I hear she suffers, so those who think justice wasn't served can relax knowing justice shows up in many different forms.
                                                                                                                     - SDG

Defection

The witch's once upon a stooge came bearing gifts and a message from her, that she is very "fond"of me and that she should like me to have this gift basket.
Her once upon a stooge said,"I believe you asked her about her shenanigans past?"
"Yup," I said.
"You might want to know she planted prescriptions in her co-worker's desk, got her removed, fucked this weirdo, and got a posting in a different department."
"OMG, that happens in real life??!!!
I thought it was something one only saw on T.V.
This is creeping me out."
"Yeah, you need to know."
Witches have no friends, only allies who eventually desert them, or end up dead once they figure out who the witch really is.
I have a distinct recollection from a couple of years ago when she called me and said,"hehehehehe you know, bad people have very good lives. Hahahaha they get away with murder. You should be bad Sonali. You are just like my Mom. She was sooooo good. And she suffered all her life. hehehehehehe"

Okay people, if I eat the candy from this basket and keel over, you know who did it.

                                                                                                                

                                                                                                                                          - SDG

Covering Her Tracks Like A Pro

The witch's past evil deeds came back to bite her in the butt.
I asked her,"What's going on?"
She looked sweet and innocent and completely guileless and asked in her sweeter than honey mixed with sugar voice, while batting her eyelashes,"I don't know what you are talking about."
"Oh, come on," I said,"you know exactly what I want to discuss with you."
"I have no clue what or who you are talking about. Lovely shirt you are wearing. The color really brings out the sparkle in your eyes. Where did you buy it? I am fasting today so I am feeling very weak. I need to go lie down, then I attend the prayer meeting."

                                                                                                                                 - SDG