It's A Matter Of Degrees

World thinks witch is bizarre.
World thinks witch's husband is twice as bizarre for having his head stuck so far up her arse.

                                                                                                                                       - SDG

Dysfunction and Aunts and Long Weekends and Three Year Olds

After a sumptuous meal of turkey and trimmings and shami kababs with biryani the witch said to a female relative (30 something),"You are a bloody flirt. You were one at three years old. You are still a bloody flirt. You were flirting with my son (high school student)."
Then the witch popped some pills, a little white one and a little blue one, and ranted some more, meaninglessly.
The female relative, the initial shock now worn off, asked the witch,"What makes you say these things?"
Witch, pointing to her older sister, said,"She said that to me. Why can't I say that to you????"
That was cause for confusion as the older sister has no sons.
It turns out at some point in her life her sister accused her(witch) of flirting with her(sister's) father-in-law and so now the witch wants to accuse others too of inappropriate flirting. Don't ask how this makes sense. I'm only reporting the dysfunction, not trying to make sense of it.
                                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                    - SDG

Meritocracy

Witch hates big words.
Especially this one.

                                                                                                          -  SDG

Circus

When Britney wrote her super hit song "Circus," she must've been thinking of this witch.
She is so given to putting on a burlesque every few days.

                                                                                                                                      - SDG

Weasel

Nobody, I mean NOBODY avoids saying sorry the way a witch does.
She re-assigns blame to the most convenient scapegoat on the landscape and moves on.
Haul her sorry ass back into the discussion and make her pay for her sins.
Twice over, since she tried to get away at first from owning up to her misdeeds.

                                                                                                                                    - SDG

                                     

An Eye For An Eye Makes The World Go Blind

Yet again witch, I am telling you, stop hurting people, especially children.
You are playing Dushaasan, Shakuni, Puthana, Mantara, all the villainous roles in one life time.
Pitting brother against brother, cousin against cousin,  uncle against nephew, teacher against student, neighbor against neighbor,  you have created a Kurukshetra.
You think we are stupid as we do not retaliate in kind.
Well, we just adhere to a different philosophy of life.
You don't want to push it too far though.
We don't want to see vultures like you feasting on our bodies.

                                                                                                                                            - SDG

How Evil Is That?

This woman is never up to any good, despite her benign and seemingly "helpful" job title.
She found out that this nuclear family just split into two, the Dad leaving for Wisconsin, as the pressures of raising two kids, one with a learning disability, and the other undergoing chemotherapy, are too much for him. His parents are in Wisconsin, and now he's met a woman online who lives in Michigan who he says is his "soul mate."
The witch has spent the entire Friday evening, and all of Saturday getting in touch with this family's friends and being giddy with excitement. She said she would gladly buy all their Italian furniture and fancy drapery, their BMW, and golf cart, as they won't need them any more. Through a common friend she offered them 20% of the current market price for said items She said she wants to help.

                                                                                                                                     - SDG
     

Not Sure If This Is True

The rumor mills are churning fast and ugly.
It seems yesterday the old sidekick shoved her daughter's friend in front of a moving car.
Luckily the car was going slowly as it was near a playground so the driver hit the brakes and nothing bad happened.
The driver has not yet come forward to say this happened but I hope he does, soon.
I can understand his fear and his desire to keep this quiet, but if there are witnesses willing to speak,( now that's the problem here, "witnesses willing to speak", as it seems they don't want to talk openly for fear of retribution), he ought to tell some one.
I still cannot believe any of this actually happened but the rumor is alive and well.
If this is true the woman needs help right away.
                                   
                                                                                                                                          - SDG

The Price Of Inclusion

The witch dumped her old sidekick for a new one.
The old sidekick was most distraught.
She tried all forms of flattery and bribery but nothing helped her get cozy again with the witch.
The witch seized this opportunity to tell the former sidekick she would be her favorite again if she could bring her the hearts of two young children and their parents.
The sidekick has been on the prowl lately looking for her prize.
The witch watches from the sidelines sniggering at the situation she has created.
"Look at her, she's like an old-fashioned wind-up toy. Wind her up and let her go. She keeps looping around the room until she hits a wall, ha ha ha ha ha," said the witch to once upon a stooge.
I don't believe she's said this to her new sidekick or ever will for another couple of years or three.
She has uses for her yet.
She won't be showing her what's coming next.
                                                                                                                                
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