Love, Sex, aur Dhokha(and Betrayal)

Witches follow you more closely than you think.

They collate the "information" they can garner from your Facebook posts, your emails, your Youtube play lists, your Tweets, etc. etc. and put together a playbook by which they and their allies will "bring you down".

They burn the phone lines between themselves discussing your state of mind.

Never mind the fact that they always get it wrong. They understand sex, they understand betrayal, but they don't know WTF love is.

If you post a Eckhart Tolle video, they'll tell you they are not religious but spiritual and you should be just like them, shun religious dogma and work for the general good, like them.

Should you post a thumri (a traditional song) they will begin to prepare to sell you to a kotha(brothel).

If you make a joke with a double entendre they will invite you to their next orgy.

They play it by ear.

If a witch's message to you makes no sense at all, check your communications to the world at large in the past couple of days and think like a witch for 15 minutes, you'll know exactly what she means.

                                                                                                                     -  SDG