The witch is the mean person in any story. She could be 16 or 60, male or female, fat or skinny, rich or poor, but she's always mean. These stories are tailored to accommodate the stereotypical "old hag female witch" in the starring role. In reality, like I said, she could be 16 or 60, male or female, fat or skinny, rich or poor, but she's always mean.
Want to make the witch mad? Really, RE-ally mad??
Sing, "I'm Sexy And I Know It" every time you walk past her.
I don't know why it works, but it always works.
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