inflatable ego for rent. want one?

Witches loathe happy people, happy families in particular. If you are happily married stay the f^*# away from witches. They know how inflated egos can be blown away from the nest like hapless balloons in a breeze. They know how to make your worst fears come alive too. If your mind/ego is out for sale or rent a witch can play havoc with your life. Not just your life, but your spouse's life (read wife's), and your kids', and your parents'.
You can let the witch inflate your ego or you can stay calm and kick her butt as often as needed.

-SDG