Eugenics has a new proponent.
She runs a bordello and has developed a long list of exclusively brahmin clientel.
Her "women of the night", however, are not all brahmin.
She caters to men's taste for the forbidden and the exotic, so there are little boys, little girls, the animals, the aboriginals, the outcasts, the maimed, the aged, all chattel to her, in addition to her line up of brahmin wombs.
She hopes to breed the perfect brahmin heir to her bordello.
Her favorite client is shooting blanks so she's looking for a new and viable brahmin donor.
It is time to set the sex slaves free.
But they know nothing and have nothing beyond this life.
Rehabilitation will be a long ordeal for them.
Will the good people on this planet please do something gutsy for once and not quit halfway.
- SDG
The witch is the mean person in any story. She could be 16 or 60, male or female, fat or skinny, rich or poor, but she's always mean. These stories are tailored to accommodate the stereotypical "old hag female witch" in the starring role. In reality, like I said, she could be 16 or 60, male or female, fat or skinny, rich or poor, but she's always mean.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
The Sanctity Of Marriage
Witches are forever pontificating on the sanctity of the traditional marriage.
They put forth their marriage as an example of the perfect traditional marriage.
tsk, tsk, at the last census, there were 7 in that marriage, 4 male, 3 female.
You do the math.
- SDG
Monday, August 19, 2013
♫... and a JayZ song is on ...♫
I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one.
- SDG
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Saturday, August 17, 2013
Skeletons In The Closet
I have not had occasion to visit the Witch since I don't know when,
let's say a very long time, 20 yrs maybe, so this isn't a first hand
account.
Friends report there is a wardrobe in her guest quarters.
She leads guests into the guest room, upto the wardrobe, and while chitchatting about the rising cost of vegetables, she "accidentally" unlatches the door and surreptitiously pushes a door until it swings past her guests, and they are shown 4 hanging bath robes, that say in large golden letters, "JON", "PIMP", "PROSTITUTE", "JAIL BAIT".
She looks at you with a naughty smile and says "Sor-ry" as she quickly shuts the door.
She's coy the first two times you ask her about it.
If you smile, she'll hand you a robe, or two, and a brochure.
She won't tell you of course that there is a hidden camera in the room.
And if you were to walk around to the backyard, she has a sprawling vegetable garden where several maids plant and water and weed and harvest.
She'll point each one out to you and tell you which one is in menses, who is suffering from morning sickness, who just started working here and if she is untouched.
- SDG
Friends report there is a wardrobe in her guest quarters.
She leads guests into the guest room, upto the wardrobe, and while chitchatting about the rising cost of vegetables, she "accidentally" unlatches the door and surreptitiously pushes a door until it swings past her guests, and they are shown 4 hanging bath robes, that say in large golden letters, "JON", "PIMP", "PROSTITUTE", "JAIL BAIT".
She looks at you with a naughty smile and says "Sor-ry" as she quickly shuts the door.
She's coy the first two times you ask her about it.
If you smile, she'll hand you a robe, or two, and a brochure.
She won't tell you of course that there is a hidden camera in the room.
And if you were to walk around to the backyard, she has a sprawling vegetable garden where several maids plant and water and weed and harvest.
She'll point each one out to you and tell you which one is in menses, who is suffering from morning sickness, who just started working here and if she is untouched.
- SDG
Friday, August 16, 2013
All In The Family
The Witch says she is exhausted playing nursemaid.
There are two sick men under her roof, her Dad and her brother-in-law.
Her sister just had a baby, and could not come visit, but her husband came alone to visit for a week.
Her Dad is also visiting from out of town.
Since the Witch's husband was away at work, her Dad and her BIL asked her to drop them off downtown and they would explore the city on their own.
They came home a little drunk that night but now, 3 days later, both are covered in unsightly sores.
The doctor has prescribed penicillin.
She says she hates staying home all day caring for them while they both discuss Rohini, her maid.
It's like she, while being daughter and SIL, has become invisible.
Her own Dad and her own BIL no longer even see her.
They only have eyes and ears for Rohini.
"It's like Rohini owns the place and not me. I wish I could kill them all," says the Witch.
But the Witch is worried she'll have to cook if the maid gets sick or dies,
so she gives Rohini some of the penicillin every day as a preventative she says.
- SDG
There are two sick men under her roof, her Dad and her brother-in-law.
Her sister just had a baby, and could not come visit, but her husband came alone to visit for a week.
Her Dad is also visiting from out of town.
Since the Witch's husband was away at work, her Dad and her BIL asked her to drop them off downtown and they would explore the city on their own.
They came home a little drunk that night but now, 3 days later, both are covered in unsightly sores.
The doctor has prescribed penicillin.
She says she hates staying home all day caring for them while they both discuss Rohini, her maid.
It's like she, while being daughter and SIL, has become invisible.
Her own Dad and her own BIL no longer even see her.
They only have eyes and ears for Rohini.
"It's like Rohini owns the place and not me. I wish I could kill them all," says the Witch.
But the Witch is worried she'll have to cook if the maid gets sick or dies,
so she gives Rohini some of the penicillin every day as a preventative she says.
- SDG
Thursday, August 15, 2013
A Scene Out Of A Hitchcock Movie
Twice the Witch has visited her sister, and both times there was a heap of dead birds in her sister's yard while she was there.
Five times the Witch has visited her brother and five times his dog has died, often a young and healthy puppy.
Creeepy coincidence?
Any body out there who knows how to save the birdies and the pooches?
- SDG
Five times the Witch has visited her brother and five times his dog has died, often a young and healthy puppy.
Creeepy coincidence?
Any body out there who knows how to save the birdies and the pooches?
- SDG
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Pay It Forward, Witch-style
Every time the Witch is unhappy with her lot in life, she looks for some one happy, and ruins their life.
- SDG
- SDG
Monday, August 12, 2013
The Lure Of The Golden Circles
The Witch says she only dates men who are married or engaged.
We asked her why.
"They think they have found perfection, and then they meet me. Tell me where is any man going to find any one better than me?" asked the Witch.
"O-kay," we said,"but there are many single men to choose from, so why don't you keep things simple. You hurt no other woman and her children, and if you really like each other you just get married."
She looked at me like I might be an idiot and said,"I don't want to get married right now. I just want that bastard (her ex who was a married man) to know there is no one better than me. Look at how many men and their wives and their children and their parents and their friends and neighbors all believe I am better than all those married women. Here I am, no wedding band on my ring finger. I should have had one 8 years ago."
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I think she needs a shrink, not a date and a drink.
- SDG
We asked her why.
"They think they have found perfection, and then they meet me. Tell me where is any man going to find any one better than me?" asked the Witch.
"O-kay," we said,"but there are many single men to choose from, so why don't you keep things simple. You hurt no other woman and her children, and if you really like each other you just get married."
She looked at me like I might be an idiot and said,"I don't want to get married right now. I just want that bastard (her ex who was a married man) to know there is no one better than me. Look at how many men and their wives and their children and their parents and their friends and neighbors all believe I am better than all those married women. Here I am, no wedding band on my ring finger. I should have had one 8 years ago."
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I think she needs a shrink, not a date and a drink.
- SDG
Friday, August 9, 2013
The Medium Is The Message
Just how naive are you Mr. Gullible ??
You trusted the witch to convey an important message to a VIP ??!!
Well, as you should have been able to predict, your message reached its intended recipient as a wet fart.
- SDG
You trusted the witch to convey an important message to a VIP ??!!
Well, as you should have been able to predict, your message reached its intended recipient as a wet fart.
- SDG
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