Monday, March 10, 2014

NRI Boobs

NRI obsessed witch,"Kal raat hum porn dekh rahe they. Pata hai, Gujarati and Telugu couples are the most advanced. Sonaliiiiii, the things they do. And show you."

Me,"Hmmm....I didn't know there were regional differences in what people do."

NRI obsessed witch,"....blah blahblah ... aur woh Kranti na apni cleavage dikhaa rahi thi....more blah blah blah on NRI boobs."

Me,"Aisa hai, baigan jal jayenge. Frying them Bengali style. Burnt haldi mirch tastes bad. Will talk to you tomorrow."

NRI obsessed witch,"Orderly battalion should be disbanded, then these baisahibs will get up and move."

Lunch ke baad humne email kholi. Usme tamamm boobs ki photo bhej rakhi thi Witch ne.

Mujhe lagaa shayad email address galat chun liya hoga humne kuch nahin kaha.

Phir yeh roz ka silsila ho gaya.

Humne kuch nahin kaha.

Do teen mahine mein she took the hint, asked,"main spam to nahin bhej rahi hoon?" and stopped sending them my way.


                                                                                                                          -  SDG

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