We all know the witch is slow in certain areas of her life, such a spelling, math, geography, art, manners, decency, but this is a new one she just told us about, obliquely....
She wants to teach masturbation to people 9 to 90 as she has just figured it out herself she says. "It's easy, once you know how," she says. "I can teach you."
She's over 50.
My friends and I are not sure we want to pay her $100 an hour twice a week for the next 50 years.
- SDG
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