Saturday, November 22, 2014

Predators and Pimps

The witch has the mind of a predator, so she encourages her husband to 'go get laid' anytime he says so and so is a nice person, about any woman.
She has succeeded in pimping him out to friends and acquaintances many times, but something isn't working the way it usually does, her husband's mind.
He isn't falling for ANY of her usual tricks, because finally, after a huge mid-life crisis, the man has fallen in love with himself.
The rest of us are happy to see him happy, but she won't shut up about how depressed he is.
What she don't understand is love.
Now that we know she is unhappy that he is happy, we're worried she'll go for his jugular this time, and are hoping he's able to hang on to his newfound sense of wellbeing.

                                                                                                                                      -  SDG

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