Ah! Finally she tells us the truth!!

Witch,"You should always be one up."
Normal Person #19,"What???? Ok, now I get it. I finally understand why every conversation with you and your cohorts feels like an inquisition. I can see why your every relationship is based on either money or power, and is completely situational. I can see why you hate happy people. Phew! And I thought I was a poor conversationalist. Now that you've explained it to me that way, I see why, despite your pretty sari and new Maruti, you always reminded me of a braindead donkey caught in a bear trap. Thank you!! That explains every thing. Have a good life Witch."

                                                                                                            ~ SDG