Thursday, May 16, 2013

Touchy Feely Witch

My neighbor has a cyst, well, just below the left collarbone.
Witch asked if she could touch it.
"No, it is personal," said my neighbor.
"Please, I want to," said the witch.
"I don't wish for you to touch me," said my neighbor.
Someone asked if the witch was a doctor.
Ha, she's an accountant.
Why didn't anybody ask if she is right in the head?

                                                                      - SDG

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