Vision Test

A happily married man met a ditzy blonde at a conference and got terribly distracted by her. She seemed to get drunk on sparkling juice, coughed if any one lit up a mile away, spoke of world peace, liked watching  "Dancing With The Stars", and was in general someone who wore a lot of pink. His wife was quite the antithesis to her, broad-shouldered, dressed in camouflage, chewed a cigar, mature beyond her years, calculated in her speech, and good at holding her hard liquors. He got cross-eyed for a while 'coz they were so different. Curiously enough, as a few months passed by, he couldn't tell one from the other.

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