The witch is the mean person in any story. She could be 16 or 60, male or female, fat or skinny, rich or poor, but she's always mean. These stories are tailored to accommodate the stereotypical "old hag female witch" in the starring role. In reality, like I said, she could be 16 or 60, male or female, fat or skinny, rich or poor, but she's always mean.
Saturday, April 27, 2013
A Witch's deepest desire is for you to notice her presence and hit her back
She likes you.
She does not know how to handle attraction.
She is primitive in her demonstration of love.
She is wired like a caveman, so she bops you on the head and drags you off to her cave where you get to be her slave and she your master. She is not an evolved human being so she does remain unattractive.
She does not handle your lack of attraction to her very well at all.
Enjoy that? Stick around for the daily whippings and branding.
Don't enjoy that? Figure out what to do next.
- SDG
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