♫ I'm Starting With The Man In The Mirror ♫

The witch was on her honeymoon or so when her husband of three months said to her he had a special friend in town, a very special friend, whom he loved like he loved her, and could he please stay over.
The witch dried her eyes and said,"When does he get here? I'll get the salad ready. And BTW, I have a special guest too. The more the merrier."

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