Sunday, March 24, 2013

WITCH-ISM 101


You may never actually see the witch cackling loudly, big hairy wart and all, shriveled skin, ugly robes, riding a broomstick, because she has learnt to fly under the radar.
Look inside a beauty parlor, in temples and churches and dargahs and synagogues, at your local grocery store or pet grooming shop, or your niece's wedding or your uncle's funeral, and you'll see her smiling sweetly, talking sweetly sounding like honey laced with morphine is dripping, taking away money, the life force, and personal dignity away from the young and the defenseless.
We offer here at Witchipaedia a crash course called WITCH-ISM 101 on building a radar that'll show you guided ballistic missiles as well as the witch.
Materials needed - a sharp pair of eyes
                           - an open mind
                           - a desire to improve ones lot in life
                           - a bullshit detector, refurbished is okay
Expected graduation date is March 13/2014.
             
                                                                                                                                        -SDG
     



2 comments:

JJ said...

Enrolled!

Unknown said...

A warm welcome to W 101. This will be an incredible journey. We are all co-creators of the curriculum. Share your wisdom, share your critiques, we will all be enriched.