leader of the pack

The witch is a misfit everywhere she goes but what I truly admire about her is her ability to gloss over all her shortcomings and play up her one good quality, leadership.
She got held back in school a couple of times, but she calls the rest of us stupid, and we call her "intelligent" ever so often now, I wonder why.
She can't frame one coherent sentence but she has trained her brother to say,"Yes Master," every time she speaks, I wonder how.
She leads the pack on every adventure and her family follows, their only view her rear end, seeing only what she wants them to see, her rear end.
Now that is some serious talent for leadership.

-SDG