10 a.m. EST Witch(55 years old) calls niece(42 years old) and has a pleasant chat. The niece has been through some trying times and recovered and is actually having a good laugh at all the s^*+ that happened in her life. Witch say breezily,"You know, I had a neighbor exactly as old as you, she looked exactly like you, she loved to dance exactly like you, she had two kids the exact same ages as yours, she hanged herself in the garage yesterday. The police looked into it and ruled it a suicide so they've been nice to the husband, when in most circumstances he would have been treated like a suspect. We still don't know why she killed herself as she left no note behind. She had started a dance school just a couple of years ago. Why don't you start a dance school or a music school too? It'll be good for you and your kids."
11 a.m. EST The Witch's sister calls the niece,"Do you know what? My sister said you are so depressed you might commit suicide. I disagree. You sounded just fine last weekend and you sound just fine today. Did you mention a desire to harm yourself when you spoke to her last?"
Take the phone away from that Witch. She does not need a telephone for God's sake.
-SDG
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