Neighborhood Newsflash

Witch asked one of the ladies exactly which companies she has applied to for a job.
Of course the witch was sweet and persuasive.
                                                                       - SDG

Just How Closely Does The Witch Watch This Community???

Witch met me at the gas station.
She didn't say hello, no how are you, no "nice weather today".
She wanted to know if I have talked to the neighbors this week, and about what.
Jussayin' , she is a few miles from normal, and getting very antsy that she's been figured out by the neighborhood.
                                                            - SDG
                                             

Witch Wants to Know The Exact Co-ordinates Of Where You Eat Sleep Poo

Now I've seen some bold people in my life, but I haven't seen a sociopath like her yet.
Her workplace allows her access to the security cameras so she's been watching who you talk to, eat lunch with, carpool with.
She has sent her advance party to ask exactly how close your relationship is with these people.
Do you babysit for each other, just meet at work, or what?
She seems to have instructed her minions to leave each of your friends with 2 pieces of information

    - you are dangerous
    - your friends will be contacted again in a week or less, this time  by her, in person

If any one is dangerous it is her, but you can never guess as she looks good, smells good, speaks in very loving tones, while mildly insulting your intelligence and grossly invading your personal space. If you let her, she will cut you off from every one who loves you. 

                                                          - SDG 

Witch Hates You And Your Loved Ones So Grow A Pair

Unnecessary drama comes from unnecessary damage to the psyche.
Unnecessary damage to the psyche comes from the unnecessary tampering of minds and lives.
Unnecessary tampering of minds and lives comes from an "unnecessary and invisible hand".
That "unnecessary and invisible hand" belongs to a sweet talking evil witch.
What is the witch to you???
Does she play "Dominant" to your "Submissive", or "Guru" to your "Chela", or "Best Friend" to your "Friend-in-need"???
                              
                                                                               -  SDG
        
                                                                                                                

BADI BHABHI - Episode IX

Guess who has the most amazing love story ever! Yes. It is BB. She met her husband in kindergarten, and on the first day of school her father-in-law decided one day she would be her daughter-in-law. She fell madly in love with her husband in the 5th standard but he was cavorting around with other girls. She prayed day and night, gayatri mantra, Hail Mary, namaaz, all 3, every day, and a guruji came to her in a dream and said,"Tumhara byah kisi aur se hone wala tha magar tumhara priyatam tumko mil gaya" on her 18th birthday. He called her from a cricket camp to wish her a happy birthday and proposed to her. They got married after he finished his PG and quit playing cricket full time. She says in a vision she saw her daughter as a newborn and then a few weeks later found out she was having a baby. Again in a vision, the morning before he passed away, a deceased relative, her husband's cousin tapped on her car window and asked for permission to take her husband with him."

They must have been soul mates. She begs to differ though but who knows. Human beings can only guess at such things. Any how, soul mates or not, it is quite a story.

After such a touching and beautiful romance how did the marriage go so wrong, I've been wondering since yesterday? I'm thinking it was a case of "buyer's remorse", especially on her part. She was a "sore winner" . She achieved her one and only goal, having flunked the medical entrance test 5 times, and then had no where to use her competitive and aggressive spirit so she turned it on full blast toward her own family. I have a couple of relatives like that so I know how destructive they can be. I wish they had had a happier life. Her daughters are nice, and from what I hear about him, their Dad was nice too. So marrying ones soul mate is not the answer to any body's troubles. A marriage is still a marriage. It takes love and patience and commitment and team spirit and basic common sense...all those good things, to make it work.

Save The King

If you have been endangered, and you seek help from an authority figure, and that authority figure at first offers assistance, then withdraws it saying,"Well, in a society like ours, this is to be expected," and becomes unreachable by phone, email, mail, and their underlings speak to you in a strangely rough voice uncharacteristic of them, that authority figure probably needs rescuing just as much as you do.
                                                                                       
                                                                                                   - SDG

MARKET WOES

In her youth the witch trades her youth for favors of all stripes.

As her youthfulness abandons her making a quick getaway she looks for the most marketable thing around her, and since she has no skills, and since objects are dearer to her heart than people she sells her spouse if he is market-worthy, kids if they don't rebel against her, friends if she can pay them their commission or just plain trick them into being sold while she collects a profit in any form dear to her.

                                                                                                          -  SDG

GANDHARI

That should be the name given to all those who marry a witch, like a badge of honor.

                                                                                                                -  SDG

Titration

The witch is much maligned by society and much eulogized by her spouse, always.
The poor thumb-sucking spouse is so ashamed of being tied to her, he tries to dilute her ignominy by his extreme exaltation of her.
It never works.
But that is beside the point.
She had one affair, he subsequently had three.
She smokes pot, he began to snort coke.
Her toy boy is twenty, his new plaything is eighteen.
She screamed at the household help, he beat him up.
He explains her bad behaviour away as a reaction to his own evil deeds.
How now, brown cow, was this not the case before she arrived on the scene?
He puts this piece of shit on his head hoping that will make it look like a crown of gold.
No one is fooled, because it stinks so bad, except he who has lived with the odor so long he can't sense it any more.
The higher he piles on the shit, the more convinced he is of his having convinced the world he is wearing a crown of gold, and the harder people laugh at him for being such a fool.
It takes no Archimedes to calculate the density of this crown to tell it isn't gold!
   
                                                                             - SDG                                                                                                                  

In The Cross Hairs In The Where ????

Like I said, don't be naive, keep an eye on the witch.

She's looking at you, in one way or another, even when you're taking a dump.

Don't ask me how the nuts and bolts of this system work. I have no clue.

All I know is she when you stayed over at her house last she reported to her sister you own a red bra with satin straps, you took a crap once before breakfast, once after lunch, your kids fought over the blue crayon, your husband is on medication for hives, your bedsheet had a stain on it, your husband invested in Home Depot stocks...

Get the picture?