My Staff Is Bigger Than Your Staff (sic)

RING RING

NRI obsessed witch,"My staff is threatening to go on leave."

Me,"Bataayaa nahin tumne. When did you start working?"

"Woh Ghanshyam subeh ka khana banaataa hai, woh 3 maheene jaa raha hai, beti ki shaadi karne. Motilal hai, almaari mein kapde rakhta hai. Uski maa beemaar hai. Sohan bhi kehe raha hai bhai ki shaadi hai. Just imagine, 3 out of 10 servants will be gone. Mai kya karoongi?"

"Baki saat hain na. Sambhaal lenge. Tum chintaa na karo."

"Badi mushkil se dus jamaa kiye hain meine. Sab poochte rehete hain itne aadmi kahan se laaye. Main apni secret kyon bataaoon. Sab ko chahiyen dus ardali."

"Haan kaafi mehenat lagti hai dus ardali jamaa karne mein."

"I have to go, 3 out of 10 staff are going on vacation. Let me get some things done before they leave."

 "Take care. Bye."

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