Has someone in your family lost their keys recently?

The witch has a massive collection of keys.
She has "work keys", about 140 in the bunch.
Then there are the bunches of

"short silvers".
"medium silvers",

"long silvers",

"skeletons" ,

"short brass",
"long brass",
"medium brass"

magnetic keys in a special case for carrying multiple magnets,
and a sledge hammer.

If you ask her how she amassed such a vast collection of keys,
she smiles tenderly, and says softly, "My wonderful family and friends know
I have loved shiny pretty keys since I was a little girl in pigtails knee high
to a grasshopper so they give me their spares."

You believe that???!!!
No seriously, do you?

                                                                                                                                      - SDG