The Happiest Cannibal

She tricked out her itty-bitty little black dress with her huge 14 mm pearls, completely uncalled for at a status report meeting, ugly shoes, and you can almost see a cute little black pillbox hat on that fresh coiff. Wonder who she's burying today. She is the cheeziest, scurviest pall bearer at every death she orchestrates. Ya, you know the type.

                                                                                                                       -  SDG