So who should you eliminate from your life?
- The witch?
OR
- The people she is actively removing from your support system?
- SDG
Thursday, May 23, 2013
Wednesday, May 22, 2013
Tuesday, May 21, 2013
Parking Lots & Witches
You'll find the witch's sidekicks in parking lots with cell phones often. Why?
- SDG
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True Love
Mind games are so simple once you figure them out....pssst....Witch's boss, I'm talking to you.
For the last 4 years the witch has been showing up her boss, not in the professional arena, but in the highly loaded field of "conjugal bliss".
She's a always taking things to work to show her boss, like kids will in a 'show and tell'.
Now who shows their boss, even if she is female, her lingerie that her husband bought for her, jewelry that her husband bought her, brochures to a couples' massage session, x rated photos from a vacation, notes from her mother-in-law, mother's day cards from her kids, love notes from an ex...
Every birthday, anniversary, and Valentine's day she receives at work a gorgeous bouquet just around lunch time. Then she accepts compliments as people pass by her desk on their way to lunch, gushing,"My husband spoils me too much."
The delivery man figured out she, not her husband, ordered and paid for them all and couldn't resist outing her so now we know her game.
We don't think her boss knows yet.
- SDG
For the last 4 years the witch has been showing up her boss, not in the professional arena, but in the highly loaded field of "conjugal bliss".
She's a always taking things to work to show her boss, like kids will in a 'show and tell'.
Now who shows their boss, even if she is female, her lingerie that her husband bought for her, jewelry that her husband bought her, brochures to a couples' massage session, x rated photos from a vacation, notes from her mother-in-law, mother's day cards from her kids, love notes from an ex...
Every birthday, anniversary, and Valentine's day she receives at work a gorgeous bouquet just around lunch time. Then she accepts compliments as people pass by her desk on their way to lunch, gushing,"My husband spoils me too much."
The delivery man figured out she, not her husband, ordered and paid for them all and couldn't resist outing her so now we know her game.
We don't think her boss knows yet.
- SDG
Karaoke Time
Some one just pointed out the Witch hates those who sing 'coz she used to think she sang beautifully but really she can't carry a tune in a bucket. A couple of years ago they had a karaoke night where she bombed so bad a group of slightly drunk guys were laughing so hard hiding behind some potted plants and decor they knocked over a tikiman in the room making a huge mess. When the janitor had cleaned it all up they sang John Mellencamp's "Crumblin' Down" and dedicated it to her.
- SDG
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Witch's IQ Test
The Witch is most dissatisfied with her SAT scores, especially since the staff took IQ tests a few months ago, and she was at the bottom of the pile, except for her sidekick, who didn't take the test as she was sick that day.
Witch announced she is taking the GRE.
She studied for a while and then she and her sidekick decided there was an easier way to find out exactly how smart they are without taking any tests whatsoever.
They have been tripping up every one on the team, showing them up, giggling all the while.
Now they're going for the big guns.
Every time they hoodwink a board member they go out for champagne.
Next week the team is doing a trust building exercise.
I wonder how that is going to pan out.
- SDG
Witch announced she is taking the GRE.
She studied for a while and then she and her sidekick decided there was an easier way to find out exactly how smart they are without taking any tests whatsoever.
They have been tripping up every one on the team, showing them up, giggling all the while.
Now they're going for the big guns.
Every time they hoodwink a board member they go out for champagne.
Next week the team is doing a trust building exercise.
I wonder how that is going to pan out.
- SDG
Friday, May 17, 2013
The Parable Of The Talents
Never forget the parable of the talents.
The witch, of course, will point out your flaws, real or imaginary, 24x7, but never mind that.
Multiply your talents.
The witch has no talents so she doesn't belong in this story.
She only gets to play critic.
- SDG
The witch, of course, will point out your flaws, real or imaginary, 24x7, but never mind that.
Multiply your talents.
The witch has no talents so she doesn't belong in this story.
She only gets to play critic.
- SDG
Thursday, May 16, 2013
Touchy Feely Witch
My neighbor has a cyst, well, just below the left collarbone.
Witch asked if she could touch it.
"No, it is personal," said my neighbor.
"Please, I want to," said the witch.
"I don't wish for you to touch me," said my neighbor.
Someone asked if the witch was a doctor.
Ha, she's an accountant.
Why didn't anybody ask if she is right in the head?
- SDG
Witch asked if she could touch it.
"No, it is personal," said my neighbor.
"Please, I want to," said the witch.
"I don't wish for you to touch me," said my neighbor.
Someone asked if the witch was a doctor.
Ha, she's an accountant.
Why didn't anybody ask if she is right in the head?
- SDG
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
More Information Requested
Witch asked a neighbor's kid who paid for his Mom's new van, his Mom or his Dad.
Neighbor asked Witch who paid for her 3 a.m. breakfast last Sunday.
- SDG
Neighbor asked Witch who paid for her 3 a.m. breakfast last Sunday.
- SDG
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